malformalady:

Four male college students have invented a new nail polish that detects date rape drugs. The nail polish called Undercover Colors, changes color when you come into contact with the date rape drug. A woman will be able to check the safety of a drink by dipping her finger in it. According to the CDC, nearly one in five women experience rape at some point in their lives, with 1/3 of those rapes occurring in college aged females.

malformalady:

Four male college students have invented a new nail polish that detects date rape drugs. The nail polish called Undercover Colors, changes color when you come into contact with the date rape drug. A woman will be able to check the safety of a drink by dipping her finger in it. According to the CDC, nearly one in five women experience rape at some point in their lives, with 1/3 of those rapes occurring in college aged females.

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

babycakesbriauna:

kbrand5333:

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

This is the best movie.  I could go on for a paragraph about why this is the best movie, but I won’t.  It just is.

Yes Airplane is such a good movie. I loved it as a kid so much. 

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point